• “Sunday is the day I refuel my sarcasm tank to get through the rest of the week.”
  • “Sunday: the only day you can wear pajamas all day and still be considered productive.”
  • “If Sunday had a personality, it would be the class clown of the week.”
  • “Sunday: the day I planned to do nothing and then ended up doing it perfectly.”
  • “On Sundays, I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode.”
  • “Sunday is the day I count how many hours until Friday, and it’s always too many.”
  • “Sunday is the perfect day to text ‘I’m officially on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'”
  • “Sunday is the day I give everyone a break from being brilliant and let them enjoy my wit instead.”
  • “Sunday: the day I put the ‘fun’ in ‘funny’ and the ‘lazy’ in ‘relaxation.'”
  • “Sunday is the day I realize how much I procrastinated on getting nothing done over the weekend.”
  • “Sunday is the day I pretend I have everything under control just before Monday laughs in my face.”
  • “On Sundays, I’m not sure if I’m getting a good night’s sleep or just a long nap between Netflix binges.”
  • “Sunday is the day I put the ‘laughter’ in ‘afternoon’ and the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral’—of Monday blues.”
  • “Sunday is the day I declare my independence from the snooze button.”
  • “Sunday is the day I try to exercise by running late for everything.”
  • “If Sunday had a soundtrack, it would be a mix of laughter, brunch orders, and the distant sound of pajama buttons popping off.”
  • “Sunday is the day I strategically plan to do the least amount of work possible while still convincing myself I’ve accomplished something.”
  • “Sunday: the day I contemplate whether morning people are a myth created by the caffeine industry.”
  • “On Sundays, I practice my ‘happy dance’ to prepare for the challenges of Monday.”
  • “Sunday is the day I consider doing yoga, but then remember that ‘namaste in bed’ is a perfectly acceptable alternative.”

Funny Sunday Quotes For Instagram

  • “Sunday: the day I planned to do nothing and somehow ended up doing everything, but with a side of laughter.”
  • “Sunday is my official ‘laugh at my jokes’ day. Spoiler alert: I’m hilarious!”
  • “Sunday Funday: because Monday is just too far away to worry about right now.”
  • “Sunday checklist: Do nothing and then laugh about it. Repeat.”
  • “Sunday is the day I can finally justify my brunch obsession with a side of extra laughter.”
  • “If Sunday had a resume, it would list ‘chief laughter officer’ as its top skill.”
  • “Sunday vibes: Turning ‘lazy’ into an art form and ‘funny’ into a lifestyle.”
  • “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week, and a good laugh clears away the cobwebs.”
  • “Sunday: the day I give my coffee extra power by adding a dash of humor.”
  • “They say laughter is the best medicine, so Sunday is my weekly prescription.”
  • “On Sundays, I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode with a comedic twist.”
  • “Sunday is like a comic strip – you never know what hilarious plot twist is around the corner.”
  • “Sunday: the day I try to remember how to relax, and then promptly forget because I’m too busy laughing.”
  • “Brace yourselves, Sunday is coming – and so is my arsenal of dad jokes and puns.”
  • “Sunday goals: Sip coffee, tell jokes, and laugh so hard that Monday questions its existence.”
  • “Sunday is the day to upgrade your coffee to ‘extra strong’ and your laughter to ‘extra loud.'”
  • “If Sundays had a soundtrack, it would be a mix of laughter and the clinking of brunch mimosas.”
  • “Sunday motivation: If laughter is the best medicine, then today, I’m the pharmacist of funny.”
  • “Sunday is the day I officially declare myself the CEO of Chill and the CFO of Chuckles.”
  • “Sunday wisdom: Life is short, so laugh often, especially on the day that ends with ‘y.'”
  • “Sunday is proof that no matter what happened during the week, a good laugh can reset everything.”

Funny Sunday Quotes For Status

  • “Sunday: the day I planned a lot but did nothing. Mission accomplished!”
  • “Sunday is my official ‘laugh at my jokes’ day. It’s mandatory.”
  • “Sunday Funday: the only day of the week when ‘doing nothing’ is a legitimate plan.”
  • “Sunday checklist: Do nothing and chill. Repeat.”
  • “Sunday is the day I refuel my soul and remember that laughter is the best medicine – especially when it’s contagious!”
  • “Sunday: the day I can finally wear pajamas without judgment. “
  • “Sunday is my second favorite F-word. Food is the first.”
  • “If Sunday had a face, I would give it a big, sloppy kiss. And maybe some chocolate.”
  • “I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode, and Sundays are my power nap days.”
  • “Sunday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to save me from the evil clutches of Monday.”
  • “Sunday is the day I can freely express my talent for turning coffee into sarcasm.”
  • “I wish Sunday had a pause button. I need more time for my weekend shenanigans.”
  • “Sunday is my day to conquer the couch and defeat any remaining productivity that may be lurking around.”
  • “Sunday vibes: Doing nothing and then resting afterward.”
  • “Sunday is the day to do nothing and chill harder than the refrigerator.”
  • “Sunday is the day when my coffee is recreational, not just survival.”
  • “I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode. Sunday is just my recharge day.”
  • “Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and be grateful for every one of your blessings. Like, coffee.”
  • “Sunday: the day to refuel your soul and be grateful for the chaos of the week that has passed.”
  • “Sunday is the day to do whatever makes your soul shine – preferably with a side of laughter.”

Funny Sunday Quotes For Facebook

  • “Sunday: The day I planned to do absolutely nothing, and so far, I’m right on schedule.”
  • “If Sunday had a sense of humor, it would be the punchline to the weekend.”
  • “Sunday is the day I refuel my soul and recalibrate my funny bone.”
  • “Sunday: Because Monday needs a good punchline.”
  • “Sunday is the day I give my pajamas a workout and my sense of humor a day off.”
  • “Sunday is like a meme; you can’t escape it, so you might as well laugh about it.”
  • “Sunday: A day to recharge, reset, and resist the urge to punch anyone in the face.”
  • “If Sunday were a status update, it would be ‘Feeling lazy but fabulous.'”
  • “Sunday is my excuse to binge-watch life with a side of laughter.”
  • “Sunday: Where sarcasm meets relaxation in a perfect blend of humor.”
  • “Sunday is the day I pretend to be a morning person with a sense of humor.”
  • “On Sundays, I like my coffee like I like my humor—dark and strong.”
  • “Sunday is proof that laughter is the best medicine, especially if it comes with a side of brunch.”
  • “Sunday: A day to laugh at all the memes about Sunday procrastination.”
  • “Sunday is the day I thank God for coffee, laughter, and the remote control.”
  • “If Sunday were a selfie, it would be a perfect blend of messy hair and contagious laughter.”
  • “Sunday is the day I thank my bed for not betraying me like the alarm clock does on Mondays.”
  • “Sunday: Because a good laugh is the best way to prepare for the week ahead.”
  • “If Sunday had a tagline, it would be ‘Rest, Relax, Repeat…with a dash of humor.'”
  • “Sunday is the day I give my to-do list a skeptical look and then laugh it off.”

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