• “Age is just a number. In your case, a really high one! Happy birthday!”
  • “Another year older, another year wiser… or so they say. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I won’t reveal your real age… unless I get a really good bribe.”
  • “Congratulations on surviving another trip around the sun! Happy birthday!”
  • “They say age is a state of mind. So, how old does that make you? Happy birthday!”
  • “You’re not getting older, you’re getting funnier. Happy birthday, you hilarious human!”
  • “Birthdays are like chocolate. It’s hard to have just one. Happy birthday!”
  • “You’re like a fine wine – you get better with age, and I enjoy you more when I’m slightly drunk. Happy birthday!”
  • “You’re never too old to be immature and have a little fun. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not over the hill; you’re just on the top of the roller coaster!”
  • “Aging is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday, forever young!”
  • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I promise not to reveal your true age to the fire department when they check your candles.”
  • “Another year closer to being that crazy cat lady/man. Happy birthday!”

  • “Happy birthday! May your cake be moist, your presents be hilarious, and your hangovers be merciful.”
  • “They say age is just a number. But in your case, it’s a really big number! Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I won’t ask how old you are… unless I need to buy you a present that matches your age!”
  • “Congratulations on another trip around the sun! It’s okay, I still like you… even if you’re getting old. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Remember, the older you get, the closer you are to being that crazy person on the porch yelling at kids to get off your lawn.”
  • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still young enough to be immature and make bad decisions.”
  • “On your birthday, remember this: age is just a number. And in your case, it’s a really high one! Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.”
  • “A wise man once said, ‘Forget about your past, you cannot change it.’ I’d like to add: ‘Forget about your present; I didn’t get you one.’ Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Just remember, at your age, the cake isn’t the only thing that’s lit.”
  • “You’re another year older, but I’m pretty sure you’re still as immature as ever. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older; you’re getting better at pretending to have your life together.”
  • “Congratulations on reaching an age where you wake up with more aches and pains than presents. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about the time you…”
  • “Aging is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday to someone who refuses to grow up!”
  • “Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few, and your gray hair be hidden by a fabulous wig.”
  • “Happy birthday! Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re getting old. Just pick up your walking stick and hit them with it!”

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