• “Congrats on finally joining the real world! Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as they say.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Now you can finally put your degree to use: as a coaster for your drinks.”
  • “You did it! Now you can finally stop saying ‘I’m a student’ and start saying ‘I’m unemployed.'”
  • “Congratulations on graduating! The world is your oyster…but first, you might want to invest in a can opener.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Now you can finally change your major to ‘Netflix and Chill.'”
  • “Graduating is a lot like childbirth: you forget all the pain as soon as it’s over. Congrats!”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Now you can finally start paying off that student debt.”
  • “They say education is the key to success. Good luck finding the lock! Congrats!”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! May your degree be as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
  • “You’re finally done with school! Now you can start learning the important things, like how to do your taxes.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Remember, the real world isn’t as forgiving as your professors.”
  • “Congrats on graduating! Your parents must be so proud…of their empty wallets.”
  • “You did it! Now you can finally start using your brain for something other than memorizing useless facts.”
  • “Congratulations on graduating! The world is your oyster…just make sure you’re not allergic.”
  • “Congrats on graduating! Now you can finally start adulting…or you can just keep playing video games all day.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Don’t forget to thank Google and Wikipedia for all their help.”
  • “You’re finally done with school! Now you can start making your parents proud by getting a job…or by finally moving out.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Now you can finally put all those years of procrastination to good use.”
  • “Congrats on graduating! Your future is so bright, you might need to wear shades…or you might just need a lamp.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! May your diploma be worth more than your student debt.”
  • “You did it! Now you can finally start contributing to society…by paying taxes.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Don’t forget to celebrate with a cup of ramen noodles.”
  • “You’re finally done with school! Now you can start living the dream…of being a broke college graduate.”
  • “Congrats on graduating! Now you can finally start putting your degree to use…by folding it into a paper airplane.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! The world is your playground…as long as you don’t mind playing alone.”
  • “You did it! Now you can finally start using your degree to impress people at parties.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! Don’t forget to thank your parents for all their support…and for paying your tuition.”
  • “You’re finally done with school! Now you can start making a difference…by complaining about how hard it is to find a job.”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation! May your diploma be worth more than your collection of textbooks.”
  • “Congrats on graduating! The world is your oyster…just make sure you’re not allergic to seafood.”
  • Congratulations on finally getting a degree! Your parents can finally put away their loan application forms.

  • Congrats on completing the easiest part of life, now comes the hard part – finding a job.
  • Congrats on surviving college without becoming a meme.
  • Your degree is the key to the door of success. Just remember to lock the door behind you when you leave.
  • Congratulations on earning a degree. Now you can finally put all those years of procrastination to good use!
  • It’s official, you’re now a graduate. Let the unemployment line begin.
  • Your graduation is a sign that you’ve successfully completed your “trial period.” Welcome to the real world!
  • You’ve completed the necessary education to work for the man. Good luck!
  • You have a degree now, so go out there and make your parents proud. Or, at the very least, make them stop worrying about you.
  • Congrats on making it through college without getting arrested! (As far as we know…)
  • Congratulations on surviving college with your liver and dignity still intact!
  • Remember, the best things in life are free… except for a college education, of course.
  • It’s been a long, hard road, but you finally made it. Congrats on graduating… now go pay off those student loans!
  • Congrats on your degree! Remember, a diploma is just a fancy piece of paper that says you’re smart. It doesn’t actually make you smart.
  • Congratulations on finishing college. Now you can finally start applying for entry-level jobs that require five years of experience.
  • Congrats on earning a degree! Now you can impress people with your knowledge of obscure trivia.
  • Congrats on graduating! Remember, the world is your oyster… and oysters are expensive.
  • You’re officially a graduate! Now you can stop pretending you know what you’re doing and start pretending you have a plan.
  • Congratulations on getting a degree. You’ve proven that you have what it takes to succeed… or at least to show up to class.
  • Congratulations on your graduation. May your diploma be a ticket to a life full of success, happiness, and countless hours of staring at a computer screen.
  • You’re officially a college graduate! Now you can start your lifelong journey of pretending you don’t have crippling student loan debt.
  • Congrats on graduating. Now you can finally use all those big words you learned in college to impress people at parties.
  • Congratulations on graduating. May your future be as bright as your highlighter collection.
  • You did it! You graduated college! Now, it’s time to start paying for it.
  • Congratulations on earning a degree. May your future be filled with success, happiness, and slightly less ramen.
  • Congrats on graduating! Now you can finally sleep in past 8 a.m. without feeling guilty.
  • Congratulations on earning a degree! May your diploma be a shield against unemployment.
  • Congrats on your graduation. May your degree lead to a job that pays more than minimum wage.
  • Congratulations on graduating. May your job interviews be as successful as your all-nighters.
  • Congratulations on earning a degree. Now you can finally put your Netflix binge-watching skills to good use.
  • Congrats on graduating. May your future be as bright as the sun and as warm as a Snuggie.
  • Congratulations on earning a degree. May your job search be as successful as your GPA.

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