Funny Baby Shower Wishes

Funny Baby Shower Wishes for Friends

• Congratulations on your new baby! Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll get used to the smell soon.
• Here’s hoping your baby is as cute as you think it is when you’re sleep deprived and covered in spit up.
• Congratulations! Your life is about to get a lot louder and a lot more fun.
• Remember, there’s no such thing as a perfect parent. Just do your best and enjoy the ride!
• Congrats on your new bundle of joy! Get ready for a lot of sleepless nights and even more love.
• Welcome to the club! You’re officially a member of the “I haven’t slept in days” club.
• Best wishes on your new adventure in parenting. May your baby be a great sleeper and a great eater!
• Congratulations on your new baby! May your diaper changing skills improve with each passing day.
• Parenthood is a wild ride, but I know you two will be great parents. Congratulations!
• Congratulations! May your baby bring you more joy than you ever thought possible.
• Here’s to hoping your baby is as easy to take care of as your Instagram makes it seem.
• Congratulations on your new baby! Don’t worry, you’ll get used to the smell of baby poop eventually.
• Congrats on your new addition! Get ready for the cutest alarm clock you’ve ever had.
• Congratulations on your new baby! Get ready for a lot of love, laughter, and dirty diapers.
• Welcome to the world of parenthood! May your baby be as cute as a button and as well-behaved as a saint.
• Congratulations on your new baby! May your sleepless nights be short and your baby’s naps be long.
• Congratulations! May your baby be as sweet as can be and never keep you up past 2am.
• Parenthood is the ultimate adventure, and I know you two will make the most of it. Congrats on your new baby!
• Congratulations on your new baby! May your baby be as happy and healthy as can be.
• Best wishes to you and your growing family! May your new baby bring you more love than you ever thought possible.

Funny Baby Shower Wishes Wording

• Congratulations on your soon-to-be bundle of joy! May your baby inherit your sense of humor and your partner’s good looks.
• Get ready for the sleepless nights and endless diaper changes. But don’t worry, babies are worth it…eventually.
• Welcome to the world of parenthood, where you’ll never be alone in the bathroom again.
• I heard the stork is bringing you a little troublemaker. Don’t worry, we’ll still love them anyways.
• May your baby be as cute as a button, as sweet as candy, and as happy as a clam. Or at least two out of three ain’t bad.
• Congrats on the baby! Get ready for a lifetime of talking about poop and sleep schedules.
• May your baby have your sense of adventure and your partner’s sense of direction. Good luck getting them anywhere on time!
• Get ready for the best job in the world – being a parent. Just don’t forget to bring the coffee.
• Here’s to a healthy, happy, and well-behaved baby…or at least two out of three ain’t bad.
• Congrats on the newest addition to your family! May they bring as much joy as a barrel of monkeys.
• Get ready for the cutest little distraction from your Netflix binge-watching sessions.
• Congratulations on the new baby! May your diaper-changing skills be swift and your patience be never-ending.
• May your baby inherit your partner’s good looks and your ability to sleep through anything.
• Congrats on the new baby! May they be as well-behaved as a saint and as wild as a banshee.
• Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of parenthood – the highs will be higher, the lows will be lower, and the diapers will never end.
• May your baby be as cute as a bug’s ear and as happy as a clam at high tide.
• Congratulations on the new baby! May they bring as much happiness as a puppy and as much chaos as a toddler.
• Get ready for the sweetest little bundle of joy that will steal your heart and your sleep.
• May your baby inherit your partner’s musical talent and your ability to dance like no one’s watching.
• Congrats on the new baby! May they be as curious as a cat and as mischievous as a monkey.

Funny Baby Shower Wishes for Boy

• Congratulations on the arrival of your little man! May he grow up to be as handsome and charming as his father.
• Wishing you all the sleepless nights and dirty diapers that come with parenthood. Congratulations!
• Welcome to the world of diaper changes, sleepless nights, and endless love. Enjoy the ride!
• May your baby boy grow up to be a superhero, just like his dad. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on the arrival of your baby boy! May he fill your home with laughter, love, and joy.
• May your baby boy inherit your sense of humor and your partner’s good looks. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on your little prince charming. May he grow up to be as adventurous as his parents.
• May your baby boy bring you all the happiness and joy that you deserve. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on the arrival of your baby boy! May he be as happy and healthy as can be.
• Wishing you all the fun and excitement that comes with raising a little boy. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on the arrival of your little man! May he bring you endless joy and happiness.
• May your baby boy grow up to be as funny and witty as you are. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on your bundle of joy! May your baby boy grow up to be a gentleman, just like his dad.
• May your baby boy bring you all the cuddles, giggles, and kisses that your heart desires. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on the arrival of your baby boy! May he be as mischievous as he is cute.
• Wishing you all the joy and love that comes with raising a baby boy. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on your little prince! May he grow up to be as kind-hearted as his parents.
• May your baby boy bring you all the happiness and blessings that life has to offer. Congratulations!
• Congratulations on the arrival of your little man! May he grow up to be as strong and brave as his dad.
• Wishing you all the joy and laughter that comes with raising a baby boy. Congratulations!

Funny Baby Shower Wishes for Girl

• Congratulations on your little princess! May she bring you joy, laughter, and the occasional sleepless night.
• Wishing you and your baby girl a lifetime of snuggles, giggles, and endless love.
• Welcome to the world, little one! I can’t wait to see all the adorable bows and frills your parents dress you up in.
• May your baby girl be as sweet as her mama and as strong as her dad. Congrats on the new addition to your family!
• Pink or purple? Tutu or onesie? Whatever you choose, your baby girl is sure to be the cutest little thing in the room.
• Congrats on the arrival of your little princess! May she grow up to be a smart, confident, and kind-hearted woman.
• From diaper changes to tea parties, you’re in for a wild and wonderful ride. Enjoy every moment with your new baby girl.
• A baby girl is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. May she brighten up your world and fill it with love.
• Congratulations on the arrival of your baby girl! Get ready for lots of pink, sparkles, and unicorns.
• May your baby girl be blessed with good health, happiness, and a closet full of adorable clothes.
• Your baby girl is the perfect addition to your family. Wishing you all the best as you embark on this exciting new journey together.
• Congrats on your baby girl! May she inherit her mom’s beauty and her dad’s sense of humor.
• Babies are a lot of work, but they’re also a lot of fun. Enjoy all the little moments with your new baby girl.
• From first steps to first words, may your baby girl’s milestones be filled with love, joy, and lots of pictures.
• Congratulations on your baby girl! May she bring you endless snuggles, sweet dreams, and a lifetime of love.
• You have been blessed with a precious baby girl. May she grow up to be strong, smart, and confident.
• Your baby girl is already the apple of your eye. May she bring you happiness and love beyond measure.
• Congrats on your little princess! May she be a source of joy and inspiration for years to come.
• Wishing you and your baby girl all the best as you start this new chapter in your lives. May it be filled with love, laughter, and lots of diapers.
• Congratulations on the arrival of your baby girl! May she be as sweet as candy and as charming as a fairy tale princess.