• Happy 40th birthday! Remember, age is just a number… a really big, wrinkly, and slightly alarming number!
  • Congratulations on reaching the “Over the Hill” club! Don’t worry, the view from up here is fabulous!
  • Happy 40th birthday! You’re now officially a vintage model, but don’t worry, you still have that new-car smell!
  • They say 40 is the new 30. So, congratulations on being 10 years younger than you actually are… in your mind!
  • Happy 40th birthday! May your joints be as flexible as your excuses for avoiding exercise!
  • Turning 40 is a big milestone, but don’t worry, you still have a few good years left before you start forgetting where you put your car keys!
  • Congratulations on entering your “Flirty 40s”! Just remember, flirty is fine, but flammable is a whole other story!
  • Happy 40th birthday! It’s the age when you start trading hair on your head for hair in your ears and nose!
  • Forty is the perfect age. You’re old enough to know better but young enough to still pretend you don’t!
  • Happy 40th birthday! They say life begins at 40… but so do backaches, wrinkles, and gray hair!
  • Congratulations on reaching 40! Now you can finally have a midlife crisis and blame it on your age!
  • Turning 40 is like turning the page to a new chapter in the book of life. The only problem is that the book is starting to resemble a dictionary!
  • Happy 40th birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; just think of it as becoming a classic, like a vintage wine or a retro video game!
  • Welcome to the “Fabulous 40s” club! It’s like being in your 20s, but with a lot more wisdom and a few extra pounds!
  • Happy 40th birthday! Now you can officially start using phrases like “back in my day” and “when I was your age” to annoy younger people!
  • Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really, really big number!
  • Happy 40th birthday! Don’t worry about those gray hairs; they’re just highlights to your wisdom!
  • Turning 40 is a reminder that life is short, so eat the cake, drink the wine, and enjoy every moment… before you forget why you entered the room!
  • Happy 40th birthday! Now you can fully embrace the joy of telling kids to get off your lawn!
  • Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter… unless you’re trying to remember something!
  • Happy 40th birthday! They say you’re only as old as you feel, so get ready to feel like a teenager with arthritis!
  • Turning 40 is a lot like owning a classic car. Sure, it may need a little more maintenance, but it’s still got style and a few good miles left in it!
  • Congratulations on reaching the “Prime of Life” club! Just remember, the prime of life includes finding your reading glasses and deciding which medication to take!
  • Happy 40th birthday! They say 40 is when your body starts changing. Apparently, it starts changing into your parents’ bodies!
  • Turning 40 is a great time to reflect on all the things you haven’t done yet and promptly add them to your ever-growing bucket list!

  • Happy 40th birthday! May you continue to age like a fine wine, and not like milk that’s been left out for too long.
  • Congratulations on reaching the age where you start to appreciate the little things in life, like naps and early bedtimes.
  • Happy birthday to someone who’s still young at heart, but just a little bit creaky in the joints.
  • You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up! Happy 40th birthday.
  • May your 40s be full of laughter, love, and all the things that make life worth living. And also, may you finally figure out how to work your smartphone.
  • Happy 40th birthday! Remember, you’re not over the hill – you’re just standing at the top of it, enjoying the view.
  • Congratulations on being 40! You’re now officially old enough to complain about the music and the kids these days.
  • Happy birthday to someone who’s so fabulous, even their wrinkles have wrinkles.
  • You know you’re getting old when the candles on your birthday cake cost more than the cake itself. Happy 40th!
  • Congratulations on being 40! You’re now old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
  • Happy birthday to someone who’s not just a year older, but a year wiser…or so we hope!
  • Congratulations on turning 40! Now you can finally start wearing beige and talking about the good old days.
  • Happy 40th birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still not too old to party like a rockstar…as long as you’re in bed by 9 pm.
  • They say that 40 is the new 30. So, basically, you’re still in your prime…just with a few more wrinkles.
  • Happy birthday to someone who’s now officially middle-aged. But don’t worry – middle age is the new black.
  • Congratulations on reaching the age where it takes longer to recover from a night out than it did to have the night out in the first place.
  • Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with cake, champagne, and no children asking for your attention for at least five minutes.
  • Congratulations on being 40! Now you can finally start wearing velcro shoes and complaining about your aching joints.
  • Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to be reckless, but old enough to know better.
  • Congratulations on turning 40! You’re now officially in the “prime of life” – which basically means you’re halfway there.
  • Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things that make life worth living – like cake, champagne, and not having to do the dishes.
  • Congratulations on being 40! You’re now old enough to know better, but young enough to still do stupid things.
  • Happy birthday to someone who’s now officially “over the hill.” But don’t worry – the view from the top is pretty great.
  • Congratulations on reaching the age where it’s no longer appropriate to wear a tutu to work. Happy 40th birthday!
  • Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things that make life worth living – like good friends, good food, and good wine.

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