Happy birthday to the coolest soccer player I know! May your shots always find the back of the net, and your celebrations be epic! Congratulations on completing another lap around…

Happy birthday, nephew! Remember, age is just a number. Unless you’re a cheese. Then, you’re probably getting really moldy by now! Congratulations on surviving another year of being related to…

Happy birthday, niece! May your day be filled with so much cake that even your sweet tooth gets a sugar rush! Cheers to another year of being the coolest niece…

Happy birthday! Now you’re one year older and one year closer to retirement. Just kidding, you’ll be stuck here forever!” “Another year older, another year wiser… or at least, another…

Happy birthday! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more classic and hilarious! Cheers to another year of wisdom and laughter! Happy birthday, my funny senior friend! You know you’re…