Birthday Wishes for Brother Funny

Elder Brother Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

• Happy birthday to my elder brother who is not just my sibling, but also my human alarm clock.
• Another year older and still not as wise as me, but happy birthday anyway, big bro!
• Congratulations on being one year closer to being mistaken for Dad. Happy birthday, old man!
• Happy birthday, big brother! I’m so grateful that you were born before me so that you could teach me all the things NOT to do in life.
• Wishing you a very happy birthday, dear brother! Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about all the embarrassing stuff I know about you…unless you don’t give me cake.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who is a constant reminder that I could have turned out much worse.
• Another year of wrinkles and gray hair… but don’t worry, you still look as good as a potato. Happy birthday, bro!
• Happy birthday to the best brother in the world! Just remember, you’re only getting older, not any cooler.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of being my brother. I know it’s not easy, but you make it look effortless. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, bro! You know you’re getting old when you start getting birthday cards from the cemetery.
• Happy birthday to my big brother, who always made sure that I got the worst of everything.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother who has always been a role model… of what NOT to do in life.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who has always been there to help me with my homework… by showing me what not to do.
• Happy birthday to my brother, who is still as annoying today as he was when we were kids.
• Happy birthday, big brother! You may be getting older, but at least you’re not getting any wiser.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who has always been my personal comedian. I can always count on you to make me laugh, even when I don’t want to.
• Happy birthday to my big brother, who has always been a pain in the neck… and everywhere else.
• Congratulations on reaching another milestone in life, big bro! I can’t wait to see what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in the coming years.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who has always been there to lend a helping hand… and then promptly ruin everything.
• Happy birthday, bro! You’re not just my elder brother, you’re also my lifelong competition… and I’m winning!
• Happy birthday to my big brother, who has always been the life of the party… and the reason we all end up regretting it in the morning.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who is always there to pick me up when I fall down… usually because he’s the one who pushed me.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who has always been my protector… from everything except himself.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be as awesome as you are, which is to say, not very.
• Happy birthday to my elder brother, who has always been a pain in the butt… but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Funny Birthday Wishes for brother from Sister

• Happy birthday to my favorite brother! You’re still not the coolest person I know, but you’re getting there.
• Another year older, another year wiser… but still not as wise as me. Happy birthday, bro!
• You may be my brother, but you’re also my best friend (don’t tell anyone else I said that). Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the one person who makes me feel better about being the black sheep of the family.
• Happy birthday, bro! Just remember, no matter how old you get, you’re still not as cool as me.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of my torture! Happy birthday, bro.
• I’m so glad we’re siblings… it gives me someone to blame for all my faults. Happy birthday, brother!
• Happy birthday to the world’s okayest brother!
• You’re not just my brother, you’re also my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more memorable than the last. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of cake, laughter, and embarrassing stories about you.
• Happy birthday to my brother, my confidant, my partner in crime, and the only one who knows all my secrets… but still loves me anyway.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of beer, sports, and other manly things that I don’t understand.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of my nagging! Happy birthday, bro.
• Happy birthday to my favorite brother… and the only one I have, so you better make it count!
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of love, happiness, and more importantly, lots of presents.
• Happy birthday to my brother, who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I don’t want to.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be as awesome as you are… which is pretty awesome, if I do say so myself.
• Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my partner in fun, and the one person who always has my back… even when I’m wrong.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of cake, ice cream, and other delicious treats that will make you forget about your age.
• Happy birthday to my brother, who still hasn’t figured out how to properly use the TV remote. Here’s to another year of confusion and frustration!
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of laughter, love, and all the things that make life worth living.
• Happy birthday to my annoying, yet loveable brother. I don’t know what I’d do without you (probably get more peace and quiet).
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of surprises… just not the kind that involve me jumping out of a cake.
• Happy birthday to my brother, who always knows how to brighten my day… even when he’s being a pain in the butt.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with lots of happiness, love, and the knowledge that you’ll always be one year younger than me.

Funny Birthday Wishes for younger Brother

• Happy birthday to my little brother, who still hasn’t figured out how to use a fork properly.
• Congratulations on turning another year older, little bro! Now you’re one step closer to becoming a crotchety old man.
• Happy birthday to the best little brother a person could ask for – but don’t let it go to your head.
• I hope your birthday is as fun as watching you try to dance after a few drinks.
• Happy birthday to my baby brother – you may be taller than me now, but you’ll always be my little bro.
• You may be younger, but I’m still convinced I’m the more mature one. Happy birthday anyway!
• Happy birthday, little brother! May your day be filled with cake, presents, and lots of embarrassing family stories.
• It’s your birthday, bro! Time to get wild and party like it’s 1999…or 2009…or whatever year it is now.
• Another year, another wrinkle. Happy birthday, old man!
• Congratulations on surviving another year of being my little brother. You deserve a medal – or at least a cake.
• Happy birthday to the brother who always knows how to make me laugh – even when I’m trying to be mad at him.
• On your special day, little bro, I wish you all the happiness and success in the world – and maybe a little bit of humility, too.
• Happy birthday, brother! You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more “classic.”
• Another year, another chance to prove to Mom and Dad that I’m still the better child. Happy birthday, little bro!
• Congratulations on surviving another year of being related to me. You’re doing great, little bro!
• Happy birthday to the brother who always has my back – even when we’re arguing about who gets the last slice of pizza.
• You’re not just my brother, you’re also my partner in crime. Happy birthday, partner!
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with all the things you love – except for pranks on me.
• Congratulations on surviving another year of being the baby of the family. You’re not so little anymore, but you’ll always be my baby brother.
• Happy birthday, little bro! I hope your day is as awesome as you are – but not too awesome, because I don’t want you to outshine me.
• You may be my little brother, but you’re also my hero. Happy birthday, hero!
• Another year older, but still as immature as ever. Happy birthday, little bro!
• Happy birthday to the most annoying little brother in the world – but also the most lovable.
• You may be younger, but I’ll always look up to you. Happy birthday, big little brother!
• Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my partner in laughs, and my partner in all things ridiculous. Love you, little bro!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Younger Brother from Sister

• Happy birthday to my little brother! You may be younger, but I still look up to you…when you’re not standing on a chair.
• To my little brother on his big day: congratulations on surviving another year of being the family’s punching bag. May this year be different!
• Happy birthday to the coolest little bro I know! And by “cool,” I mean “occasionally tolerable.”
• To my little brother, who’s always there to make me laugh…even if it’s just because of how ridiculous he looks. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to my baby brother! I can’t believe you’re getting so old. Pretty soon, you’ll be old enough to start paying rent.
• Here’s to my little brother on his birthday: may your day be filled with cake, presents, and the knowledge that you’re still not as cool as me.
• Happy birthday to my little brother, who never fails to make me smile…even when I’m trying my best to be mad.
• To my little brother, who’s always been there to share my toys, my clothes, and my misery…happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the only person I know who can make me laugh and cry in the same sentence. I love you, little bro!
• To my little brother, who always manages to steal the spotlight…happy birthday! Maybe this year, I’ll finally get some attention too.
• Happy birthday to my little bro, who’s always been there to annoy me, hug me, and steal my food. May you always have a full belly and a happy heart.
• To my little brother on his birthday: thank you for being my partner in crime, my confidant, and my biggest fan. I hope this year brings you everything you’ve ever wanted.
• Happy birthday to my favorite little brother! Just remember, as you get older, so do I…so don’t get too cocky.
• To my little brother, who’s always been the life of the party…happy birthday! May your day be filled with good food, good friends, and plenty of mischief.
• Happy birthday to my little bro, who’s always been the yin to my yang, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the thorn in my side. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
• To my little brother on his birthday: may your year be filled with adventure, excitement, and plenty of opportunities to embarrass yourself.
• Happy birthday to my little brother, who’s always been there to lift me up…even when he’s the one who pushed me down in the first place.
• To my little bro on his special day: may your dreams come true, your worries disappear, and your birthday cake be as big as your ego.
• Happy birthday to my little brother, who’s always been my partner in crime, my accomplice in mischief, and my scapegoat when things go wrong.
• To my little brother, who’s always been the apple of my eye, the wind beneath my wings, and the one who always gets to sit in the front seat…happy birthday!

Younger Brother Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

• Happy birthday, little bro! May your day be as awesome as I am.
• You may be my younger brother, but you’re still my little hero. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, bro! You’re the coolest, smartest, and most handsome guy I know. And that’s just the beginning.
• Happy birthday to the world’s greatest brother! I hope you have an amazing day full of fun and laughter.
• Happy birthday to my favorite little brother! Don’t worry, you’ll catch up to me someday.
• Happy birthday, little bro! You may be younger, but you’re still a rockstar in my book.
• Happy birthday, bro! I’m so grateful to have a brother as amazing as you. Let’s make this day one to remember!
• Happy birthday to my little brother! You’re not just my sibling, you’re my best friend too.
• Happy birthday, bro! You may be getting older, but you’re still younger than me. So, that’s something.
• Happy birthday, little bro! Thanks for always keeping things interesting. Life would be boring without you.
• Happy birthday to the most awesome younger brother in the world! May your day be filled with lots of cake, presents, and love.
• Happy birthday, bro! You’re not just my younger brother, you’re also my partner in crime.
• Happy birthday, little bro! You may be younger, but you’re definitely wiser than your years.
• Happy birthday to my little bro! You may be small, but you have a big heart and an even bigger personality.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and lots of cake.
• Happy birthday to my younger brother, who always knows how to make me smile. Here’s to a day full of fun and happiness.
• Happy birthday, little bro! You may be younger, but you’re also cooler than me. So, there’s that.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with all your favorite things, including your favorite big sister/brother.
• Happy birthday to my little bro, who always keeps me on my toes. Here’s to another year of sibling shenanigans.
• Happy birthday, bro! You may be my little brother, but you’re also my biggest supporter and cheerleader.
• Happy birthday, little bro! You’re not just a sibling, you’re also a source of constant entertainment and laughter.
• Happy birthday to the coolest younger brother in the world! May your day be filled with lots of fun, laughter, and cake.
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be as awesome as you are and may all your dreams come true.
• Happy birthday to my little brother, who is always there for me no matter what. I couldn’t ask for a better sibling.
• Happy birthday, little bro! You may be younger, but you’re also taller than me. So, you win some, you lose some.