• “Toga! Toga!”
  • “Double-secret probation.”
  • “Knowledge is good.”
  • “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
  • “It’s not going to be an orgy. It’s a toga party.”
  • “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
  • “We’re all gonna die!”
  • “Zero. Point. Zero.”
  • “Thank you, sir, may I have another?”
  • “Do you mind if we dance with your dates?”
  • “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is!”
  • “You can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes.”
  • “I’m a zit. Get it?”
  • “Dean Wormer, I’ve concluded that your new policy is a complete and utter failure.”
  • “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.”
  • “Why not? What else could go wrong?”
  • “We have an old saying in Delta House: don’t get mad, get even.”
  • “I’m a mean, mean fighting machine.”
  • “Road trip!”
  • “Faber College: Knowledge, Integrity, Stolen Goods.”
  • “You can’t change your mind if you don’t have one.”
  • “You guys up for a toga party?”
  • “Don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton.”
  • “That’s the kind of place I want to go to college. I’ll probably end up at State.”
  • “I’m not gonna sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!”
  • “Oh boy, is this great!”
  • “The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.”
  • “Fat, drunk, and stupid is the way to go through life. Son, stay away from that horse.”
  • “Otis, my man!”
  • “Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sports, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, blood, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him.”
  • “The Dean is gonna kill us.”
  • “Flounder, you can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You f**ked up. You trusted us.”
  • “May I have 10,000 marbles, please?”
  • “What’s our grade?”
  • “I think you might have something there, Mr. Kroger.”
  • “It’s a little early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?”
  • “I gave my love a cherry that had no stone, I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.”
  • “You want another one? Bunch of hypocrites!”
  • “Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
  • “Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be outta here like sh*t through a goose.”
  • “You’re all worthless and weak!”
  • “I’m in love with a 50-year-old midget.”
  • “What’s this lying around sh*t?”
  • “What’s our Delta Tau Chi name?”
  • “Your name is Flounder.”
  • “This situation requires a futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.”
  • “Nothing’s gonna change my mind about him now!”
  • “It’s a little late for an apology, Mr. Neidermeyer.”
  • “I’ve got news for you, pal. They’re gonna nail us no matter what we do.”
  • “Fat, drunk, and stupid was no way to go through life, son.”
  • “You mean an illegal profession?”
  • “What’s the worst that could happen?”
  • “I’m not going to sit here and listen to this baloney!”
  • “I’m not joking. This is my job!”
  • “The United States Senate.”
  • “You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.”
  • “There’s only one person who could give a lecture in that room, and that’s Marmalade.”
  • “You guys up for a toga party?”
  • “Oh, well, this is nice. I really like the hats.”
  • “It’s not gonna be an orgy. It’s a toga party.”
  • “We are on the eve of our biggest and most important night.”
  • “What’s the matter with you people? I was joking! Don’t you know a joke when you hear one?”
  • “I trusted you.”
  • “This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst.”
  • “We’ll get ’em for what they did to your horse.”
  • “I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.”
  • “Niedermeyer… dead? Neidermeyer… dead.”
  • “And most recently of all, a “Roman Toga Party” was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.”
  • “Flounder, you can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You f**ked up. You trusted us.”
  • “A Pinto?!”
  • “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
  • “I want you to fix it!”
  • “Just pretend it’s your thumb.”
  • “I’m a zit. Get it?”
  • “Delta’s already on probation.”
  • “Hey, that’s great. I like that. I’d like to live with you. Me and you, together.”
  • “Son, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.”
  • “They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal!”
  • “What a tool.”
  • “Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
  • “They’re not going to throw you out!”
  • “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
  • “Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be outta here like sh*t through a goose.”
  • “Well, just start crying and maybe they’ll get scared and go away.”
  • “So that’s what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna pledge the s**t out of you.”
  • “See if you can guess what I am now.”
  • “Zero. Point. Zero.”
  • “We’re all going to die.”
  • “That boy is a P-I-G pig.”
  • “I got a bad feeling about this.”
  • “We have an old saying in Delta House: don’t get mad, get even.”
  • “I want you to tell me the names of all the fraternity men you know.”
  • “It’s not gonna be an orgy! It’s a toga party.”
  • “Let’s do it!”
  • “Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzes into the swim meet?”
  • “Oh boy, is this great!”
  • “I don’t know. We got to do something.”
  • “You’re not gonna believe this. He has a job.”
  • “They took the bar! The whole f**king bar!”
  • “What are you going to do if they break in?”
  • “You guys gonna have a lot of fun in there.”
  • “Here’s where we separate the men from the boys.”
  • “Liar! You’re not a virgin!”
  • “Well, I’m not gonna sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.”
  • “Boring is always better than weird.”
  • “This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need.”
  • “What the f**k happened to the Delta I used to know?”
  • “You’ll never get anywhere treating your elders with respect, Cane.”
  • “You’re not gonna amount to jack squat!”
  • “You’re not walking out on this one, mister!”
  • “You can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You f**ked up. You trusted us.”
  • “The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.”
  • “And this is where they waived the United States flag.”
  • “How did I get here?”
  • “I think I’m in love with a retard.”
  • “Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia.”
  • “Why didn’t you guys tell me this before? I’m late for my final exams!”
  • “Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.”
  • “You can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.”
  • “Is it over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
  • “Greg, I’m just your advisor. I’m not the kind of person who can hold your hand.”
  • “I got my job through family connections. My uncle’s the mayor.”
  • “You can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You f**ked up. You trusted us.”
  • “Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find anything.”
  • “I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.”
  • “You need a little bit of an attitude adjustment, young man. And I’m gonna give it to you right now.”
  • “Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you just have to suck on them and accept the bitterness.”
  • “You’re all a bunch of f**king assholes. Do you know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be.”
  • “Wormer? He’s a dead man!”
  • “You know, you could start by not eating the eggs. That’s disgusting!”
  • “Otter, you’re such a hypocrite. You’re like a phony.”
  • “Well, what the hell we s’posed to do, you moron?”
  • “Let me give you a hint. You’re gonna die up there.”
  • “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
  • “Otter, this is going too far.”
  • “What’s this lying around s**t?”
  • “That’s a girl’s car.”
  • “When you look in the mirror, your troubles will be out of sight.”
  • “Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.”
  • “Otter, this is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish.”
  • “Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.”
  • “There is no tradition more worthy of envy, no institution worthy of such loyalty as the University.”
  • “He’s right. Psychotic, but right.”
  • “It’s like trying to keep the Titanic from sinking.”
  • “Worthless and weak!”
  • “He had a date.”
  • “You can’t lose.”
  • “This is gonna be great!”

 

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