Funny 7th Anniversary Wishes for Couple

  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 49 dog years, which is a lot.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn’t killed each other after seven long years.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t figured out who wears the pants in the relationship. Maybe it’s time to switch to skirts?
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who proves that love is blind. And deaf. And probably a little bit crazy.
  • Seven years of marriage, huh? That’s almost as impressive as my ability to eat an entire pizza by myself.
  • Congratulations on seven years of putting up with each other’s weird quirks and idiosyncrasies. You’re both lucky to have found someone who’s just as strange as you are.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t run out of things to argue about. That’s dedication right there.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who’s been together so long, they’ve started to look like each other.
  • Seven years of marriage is a long time. But not as long as it takes my husband to put away his laundry.
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 2,555 days of putting up with each other’s snoring.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who proves that opposites really do attract. And then drive each other crazy.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t killed each other. You must be doing something right!
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 84 months of pretending to like each other’s cooking.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who’s been together so long, they’re starting to run out of things to say to each other.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t figured out how to fold a fitted sheet. Maybe it’s time to invest in a king-sized bed?
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 1,820 hours of trying to decide what to watch on Netflix.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who proves that love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t figured out how to make the perfect cup of coffee for each other. Maybe it’s time to invest in a Keurig?
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 4,015,200 seconds of trying to decide where to go for dinner.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who’s been together so long, they can finish each other’s sentences. And then argue about who said it first.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t figured out how to put the toilet seat down. Maybe it’s time to invest in a squatty potty?
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 2,555 days of sharing the bathroom mirror.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who’s been together so long, they’ve seen each other’s worst haircuts.
  • Seven years of marriage and you still haven’t figured out how to properly load the dishwasher. Maybe it’s time to invest in paper plates?
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! That’s like 7 birthdays, 6 Christmases, and 1,826 days of saying “I love you” (give or take a few).

Simple 7th Anniversary Wishes for Couple

  • Congratulations on reaching your 7th wedding anniversary! May your love continue to grow stronger with each passing year.
  • Seven years of marriage and still going strong! Here’s to many more years of love and happiness together.
  • Happy 7th anniversary to the most amazing couple I know. You two are an inspiration to all who know you.
  • Wishing you both a very happy 7th anniversary. May your love continue to shine bright like a diamond.
  • Seven years of marriage is no small feat. Congratulations on your milestone anniversary and all the best for the years ahead.
  • Happy 7th anniversary to the couple who proves that true love never fades.
  • Congratulations on seven years of marriage! Wishing you many more years of love, laughter, and happiness together.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who makes marriage look effortless. Here’s to another amazing year!
  • Seven years ago, you two tied the knot and began your journey as a married couple. Today, we celebrate your love and commitment to each other.
  • Congratulations on your 7th wedding anniversary! May your love story continue to be filled with joy, laughter, and endless happiness.
  • Seven years of marriage and your love is still going strong. You two are a true testament to the power of love.
  • Happy 7th anniversary to the couple who never fails to inspire us all with their love and devotion to each other.
  • Wishing you both a happy 7th anniversary and a lifetime of love, laughter, and memories together.
  • Congratulations on reaching seven years of marriage! May your love continue to blossom and thrive in the years to come.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who proves that true love never grows old. Here’s to another year of happiness and joy.
  • Seven years ago, you both said “I do” and began your journey together as husband and wife. Today, we celebrate your love and commitment to each other.
  • Congratulations on your 7th anniversary! May your love continue to grow and shine brighter with each passing year.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who makes marriage look easy. You two are a true inspiration to us all.
  • Seven years of marriage is a remarkable achievement. Congratulations on reaching this milestone and here’s to many more years of happiness together.
  • Wishing you both a very happy 7th anniversary. May your love story continue to be filled with joy, laughter, and endless love.
  • Happy 7th anniversary to the couple who always manages to keep the spark alive in their relationship. Here’s to another amazing year!
  • Seven years of marriage and your love is still as strong as ever. Congratulations on this special occasion and all the best for the years ahead.
  • Congratulations on reaching your 7th anniversary! May your love continue to grow and flourish in the years to come.
  • Happy anniversary to the couple who have shown us all what true love really means. You two are an inspiration to us all.
  • Wishing you both a very happy 7th anniversary. May your love continue to shine bright and bring you endless happiness and joy.

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